$BRICK

PAIRED WITH GOLD

It has never gone up. Not once. Not in fifty years. Trades against GLDx, gold on Solana, so a brick is priced in the one thing that does go up.

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CHAIN
SOLANA
TICKER
$BRICK
STATUS
LIVE
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000

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THE LORE

fifty years of holding

Bricky was laid into the back wall of a terraced house in Croydon in the spring of 1974. He has not moved since. Through three recessions, two currency crises and every bull run anyone can name, Bricky held the exact same position and returned the exact same amount: nothing.

People kept turning up to explain to him that he was doing it wrong. Bricky listened to all of them. Bricky did not move.

There is no roadmap. There is no utility. There is no upside and we would like to be very clear about that. What there is, is a brick that has never once pretended to be anything else, which is more than most of your portfolio can say.

THE BASICS

the whole pitch.

Four things that are true. There is no fifth thing.

01🧱
Fair launch

No presale, no team allocation, no private round for Bricky's close personal friends. Bricky has no friends.

02🔒
Supply sealed

Mint authority revoked. The supply can never grow, which is the second most immovable thing about this project.

03🔥
Liquidity burned

LP tokens burned. Nobody can pull the pool, including us, which we appreciate you not simply taking our word for.

04🚫
Zero tax

0% on buys, 0% on sells. Bricky has no overheads. Bricky is a brick.

TOKENOMICS

one brick, in numbers

1B
TOTAL SUPPLY
one brick, divided up.
waiting for live data
0 / 0
TAX
nothing taken, either way.
waiting for live data
100%
LP BURNED
mortared in, same as him.
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MARKET CAP
current gravitational pull.
waiting for live data
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24H VOLUME
flowing through.
waiting for live data
Revoked
MINT AUTHORITY
sealed forever.
THE ROADMAP

fifty years, four phases

Nothing on this roadmap has ever been missed, because nothing on it requires doing anything.

PHASE 1
get laid

Bricky is placed into the wall. Mortar goes on. Nobody asks Bricky how he feels about it.

PHASE 2
sit there

Bricky sits there. A recession happens somewhere above him. Bricky is unaffected, because Bricky was never affected by anything.

PHASE 3
continue sitting

Two currency crises. Four bull runs. A man in 1998 tried to paint over Bricky. Bricky is still exactly where he was.

PHASE 4
still there

Bricky remains in the wall. There is no phase five. That was always the whole idea.

HOW TO BUY

Three steps.

About five minutes, start to finish.

  1. 01
    Set up a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. Never type it into any website, not even this one.

  2. 02
    Add SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your own wallet address. Leave a little SOL for network fees.

  3. 03
    Swap

    Open Jupiter or pump.fun, verify the contract address character by character, then swap.

FAQ

the three we get asked.

What's the utility?

None. Bricky is load-bearing in a wall in Croydon and that is the entire product. Anyone offering you more than that is selling you something.

Is there a team allocation?

No. Fair launch, no presale, no insider bags. Bricky could not have held a bag in 1974 and cannot hold one now.

Will it go up?

Almost certainly not. Fifty years of evidence says no. Never spend more than you can afford to lose, and on this one in particular, please take that seriously.

still not going up.

Fifty years of consistent performance. You know exactly what you are getting.

BUY NOW